We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I think we might need a safe word for this...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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