he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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