He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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