Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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