sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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