Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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