I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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