I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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