she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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