Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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