so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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