Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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