..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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