I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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