I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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