why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We're too hungover to prance.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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