guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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