And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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