we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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