you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Never joke about your clitoris.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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