hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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