u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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