Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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