sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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