she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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