we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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