just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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