It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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