She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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