awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
