have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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