Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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