You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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