Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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