Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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