im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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