you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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