This girl is more easily done than said...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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