I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I will pee on everything he values.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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