how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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