Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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