On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Also, beer. Big fan.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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