'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
a search helicopter?!
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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