I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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