Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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