Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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