How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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