i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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