Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
