Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Sorry my hands just texted you
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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